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October 2005
30 October 2005:

Britney Spears's jewel-encrusted bra that she wore on HBO was up for auction on eBay but has recently been taken down.  The money from the sale was supposed to go to hurricane victims but Spears took it down because she was worried that fans might mistake the bra for the one she wore in her Baby More Time music video.  eBay had taken it down once before because of its policy of prohibiting the sale of used underwear on its website.  But they posted it again by labeling it as "a piece of entertainment memorabilia".  As a result, Jennifer Connolly is now considering selling the double-ended dildo that she used in Requiem For A Dream.

Nomar Garciaparra rescued two women from drowning in the Boston Harbor.  One woman had lost consciousness but came to in the former Red Sox player's arms.  It is reported that immediately after regaining consciousness the woman exclaimed, "Oh ma Gahd, ah you Nomah?!"  He just can't escape.

The Monopoly Game is back at McDonald's!  GO DIRECTLY TO THE BATHROOM!  DO NOT PASS GO!  DO NOT COLLECT $200
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