25 August 2006:
Symptoms of Male Shopping Exhaustion:
1) Leg fatigue brought on from standing in one position, in one store for too long a time. Find a "Boyfriend Seat" outside of a dressing room for relief.
2) Tiredness in the arms from carrying heavy shopping bags great distances. Take every opportunity to have a bathroom break.
3) Excessive yawning caused by boredom and oxygen deprevation.
4) Hallucinations brought on by the awful music that they play in those girly clothes stores.
5) Dry mouth/dehydration - carry a waterbottle or CamelBak.
6) Indegestion caused from the terrible food court Chinese food.
7) Instances where you find yourself nodding off - even while standing up. Again, boredom.
8) Tingling, prickling sensations in your fingers and toes.
